Alan Partridge: Thank you for being this morning's farmer, Robert Moon. 16. Alan Partridge: You could, couldn't you, yes. And he said, this is saaad, you want to upgrade. Nobody does it - ooh, bit of nipple - quite as good as you. paradise, something Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesnt quite fit his blind worldview. Enjoy it. Prior to joining Mashable, Tim was a Senior Web Editor at Penguin Random House, helping to relaunch the Rough Guides website and other travel brands. Nevertheless, nice song. 9. Id just like to fly a helicopter all around Norfolk. Let me tell you something about the Titanic, people forget, people forget that on the Titanic's maiden voyage there were over 1000 miles of uneventful, very pleasurable cruising before it hit the iceberg! OK, uh small-talk. I was supposed to hit that later. Alan Partridge: Yeah, give me another series, you sh*t. [Tony Hayers has told Alan that although there won't be another series of his chat show, he'll still be open to any other ideas in future, so Alan seizes the opportunity to pitch his ideas for programs]. On the perfect Valentine's Day: "That is the best Valentine's I've had in eight years." - It's Alan Partridge's Best Quotes - and how you can revisit the classics for free. [they smile coyly at each other. Partridges description of ITV training a group of young offenders sounds like a season of Thread. 24. . Have your say on the latest TV with Screen Babble, the television discussion group on Facebook. They look around and say, Were teaming up, this could be our mansion. He also thinks Wings was Paul McCartneys best band. And yell at them get out of the area! And watch them panic! Er, sorry. [Another short pause before the penny drops], Estate Agent: Sure, sure! I'm gonna have to tell some other Russians. Estate Agent: Sure, sure! You might want to read your Daily Express. A few years later, it was launched under the name ITV PLC. Everyone's here. Pat Farrell: I used to dream about growing old with someone I love. Ugh. Alan Partridge: Lynn, message from Alan. Either way it's incest. Which ironically is like a large petrol station. He isn't interested]. Alan Partridge to host This Morning style magazine show in BBC sitcom return, Im Alan Partridge at 20: what it was like to play Michael the Geordie, The making of Alan Partridge: from The Day Today to comedy icon. The end of the beginning goes like this: glang! Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course they're altogether a higher class of fat lady. You're sacked! Alan Partridge: Whoa! In 2006, she took the leading role of housewife and gang queen Barbara Du Prez in the offbeat comedy series Suburban Shootout. Whether quoting bits of Casualty as medical advice after Alan pierces his foot on a spike, sourcing the Toffos as Alan delivers a careers talk, or taking on tax inspectors after her bosss fraudulent claim on a ticket to see Shrek, shes always there to help when she can. Off to London, no doubt. Would you like a second series of your chat show? Partridge, despite being a radio DJ, does not have the extensive musical knowledge that you would expect from someone in this profession. from Mashable that may sometimes include advertisements or sponsored content. [Alan is having lunch with Tony Hayers, a senior BBC executive]. You promised that this show would be hot and now you're chatting to three senior citizens." I am standing by a graveside, the wind whistling through my hair like a wind whistle. He doesn't like that. Partridge doesnt seem to have many fond memories of her offspring. debut album 27. [He shuts the door. She's my PA. Hard-worker, but there's no affection. She's 14 years younger than me. Partridge tries to give his Ukrainian girlfriend Sonja some advice on how to make a full English breakfast. Alan Partridge: Stand down, at ease you're not in the army anymore. A great memorable quote from the I'm Alan Partridge movie on Quotes.net - Lynn Benfield: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?Alan Partridge: The good news.Lynn Benfield: Well, Rawlinson's say you can have another fifty of the shop-soiled chocolate oranges if you plug them again tomorrow.Alan Partridge: Excellent. It's embarrassing. Dr. No Vocal Cords. On age difference being nothing but a number: "I'm 47. In a list drawn up by the British Film Institute in 2000, voted by industry professionals, I'm Alan Partridge was named the 38th best British television series of all time. I guarantee you'll either be mugged or not appreciated. Cut to the lounge downstairs, where Lynn and the Estate Agent are waiting in silence for Alan. The SAG Awards are this weekend, but where can you stream the show? I heard a bit of commotion. My father died on 15 February, and has now been buried. Alan: "Oh come on." Jill: "Yeah, alright then." 7. I was just making a pun on your name. And then, then he goes over a cliff and he's falling and you think, oh God, James Bond's going to die! I've been working like a Japanese prisoner of war. Go and eat some coffee. Shook Jackie Stewart's hand. Alan looks behind him and speaks to someone in the distance, out of shot]. Lynn Benfield : No, no, no, it's different. I'll just speak over you. Alan Partridge: They've rebadged it, you fool! Scare a donkey to fall into a river. Probably survive a couple of break-ins before they started to fall apart. 30 years ago (August 9, 1991, to be precise), Alan Partridge was unleashed on the world and few would have predicted that the character would still be tough and cause laughter three decades later. Alan Partridge: Excellent. Personal assistant Alan Partridge: I suppose if I was a burglar and I wanted to avoid detection I could strap sausages to my fingers. Jill, what do you think of the pedestrianization of Norwich city centre? From Matt Damon to Kim Kardashian: The dangers of influencers on small investors | Economy and business, Barry, Beatles, Billie: 60 Years of Bond Songs | Show biz, James Bonds best music, from the Beatles to Billie Eilish, Sir Paul McCartney promotes his new childrens book by posting classified ads, Today in the history of entertainment | Federal Information Network. The beginning of 'Alpha Papa' finds The Partridge in sweet motion at the wheel. And here are some of his most salient thoughts on cars 'Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa' is out on DVD and Blu-ray from Monday 2 December. You know, go for a field. . Steve Coogan was only 26 when he first played the role in Episode 1 of the satirical news program On the Hour on BBC Radio 4 in the UK. Alan on Sundays: Sunday Bloody Sunday. Discovery alleges that Paramount undercut their $500 million deal. 1 Mar. The show follows Partridge as he lives in a roadside hotel, presents a graveyard slot on Norwich local radio, and desperately pitches ideas for new television shows. You may or may not want to deploy these in real life. 7. Bloody Sunday Sunday. I've locked you all in the boardroom so you don't get me. Let's not get into who hit who or, you know, who may have deserved it. I'll call you back. and they're looking down at all the little chickens and they think they're in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small. Idiot. Alan after sex: "Well Sonja that was classic intercourse. Tony Hayers: [laughs] No! This comment was his answer to the question of what is his favorite Beatles album. Which actually improves . All do that with your fingers round your eye. My marriage fell apart soon after that. Alan Partridge: See, you did it again! My girlfriend's 33. [Lynn has come to the hotel to tell Alan that she's negotiated a walnut gearknob for his new, smaller Rover]. Uphill runs become power sappingly mundane whilst overtaking National Express coaches becomes a long, drawn-out affair. Benfield had worked for Partridge since the 1990s. Alan Partridge: Went to Silverstone. Its a beautiful day. Enjoy it. Knowing me, Alan Partridge, sacking you, Glenn Ponder. Alan Partridge: Hm. And he'd see us, but I'd duck down behind the trees, and he thinks he's safe, right? Although she occcasionally stood up to him,she was shot down by his skewed reasoning and banal putdowns. Wh-what is it you want? The spy who loved me is keeping all my secrets safe tonight - and then one more big swing from the woman; legs go right up - ooh, what was that? Alan: "Oh come on." Jason: [putting a party hat on Alan's head] Wahey! [Alan is about to get into bed with Jill. It was very crowded; I found myself in a last-minute rush for the one remaining seat beside a tall, good-looking man with collar-length hair, it was the seventies; buckaroo! Either way, one of us is falling apart. She's a drunk racist. He goes, 'No, no!' I mean, people forget that traders need access to *DIXONS*! [Alan gets up from his seat and thrusts the cheese into Tony Hayers' face]. Just passed his details on to the Social Services. ", 14. 25 of the most 'textbook' Alan Partridge quotes. A buffer between Partridge and the people he comes in to contact with. At first this was 7,000 a year, later 8,000, and was eventually raised to 9,500 after her boyfriend Gordon threatened him. "I'm Alan Partridge" quotes from the BBC television series "I'm Alan Partridge", "On The Hour" quotes from the BBC Radio 4 program "On The Hour". She may have only been setting up meetings with the bigwigs at Dantes of Reading, or negotiating free tow-bars from Monza, but without those little things, Alans already pathetic life would become unbearably tragic. Fairly detailed. Great joke between Partridge and his friend Dan. . Lynn.Lynn: No, I didn't.Alan Partridge: Yes, you did. It's a lovely car. Alan Partridge: Yes, please. He's not a criminal, you know, but he will, perhaps, travel 80mph on the motorway if, for example, he wants to get somewhere quickly [Tony shakes his head] Think about it. Y'know, vandals, y'know? Something to pitch to Tony Hayers at BBC lunch, Friday. Not me Triumph Stag! . high school Yeah. Did you see that!? long time Alan Partridge: You know what this room says to me? We're NME and we're here to bring you a tasty selection box containing some of the best quotes from Alan Partridge 's brand new, Audible exclusive, debut podcast, From . [Alan is having his disturbing recurring daydream of himself as a male stripper]. Y'know, a lot a' them's from broken hawmes. Well, there ruddy well should be. Jill: [laughs] What? Tony Hayers: [laughing and shaking his head] No, no, it's a bad idea. That's a terrible thing to say, Alan. 26. I have to say, Pat, kids dont make you happy. "The pace of the Megane is too leisurely to be called quick. Well at this stage of the show, some of my viewers maybe thinking "Alan, You're a liar! Alan puts his hands on his hips with his legs apart, puffs up his cheeks and makes a farting sound]. Alan Partridge: Yeah, well, that's not good enough. The chin-heavy scowl of disapproval; the tragic, horrificallycoiffed hair; the kind of attire youd avoid on a charity shop rail. The noise fizzled out of my back passage like a child calling for help. I respond in kind, dragging my fingernails across my fundament in a frenzied jerking motion. . Partridge has a rather callous misunderstanding of a famous U2 song that is not about the misery of a Sunday but about a massacre that happened in Belfast in 1972. But I peck, overall a very good effort, seven against ten. Right, now you'll like this "Knowing M.E., Knowing You". Er, I know some of you may be religious and to those people I apologi- Sorry. Later, when Alan actually meets with Tony and learns he's not getting a second series, Tony's reasons are worded almost exactly as Lynn predicted word-for-word. I remember a beach vacation in Prestatyn. Web. OK, uh small-talk. Michael: And then I'd go looking for Tom Donaldson. I'll just wait for it to finish. This spooks Alan and he eventually forces her to just tell him that he's getting a second series. Let me tell you something about the Titanic: People forget that on the Titanics maiden voyage there were over 1,000 miles of uneventful and very enjoyable sailing before it hit the iceberg. Sure enough, I got into the spirit and played a practical joke on Gibson by getting my assistant to phone him during one of his shows to tell him his elderly mother had had a fall. That's terrible. Partridge literally puts a whole hunk of cheese in the face of fictional BBC editor Tony Hayers after rejecting his ideas for a new TV show. [Jill has just smeared Alan with chocolate mousse, there is a knock at the door. For the time being, they are brothers. The biggest stories of the day delivered to your inbox. All Rights Reserved. Alan Partridge: Yep, fair point. Too late Nobody does it half as good as you, baby you're the best! We could be seeing a lot of the behind-the-scenes action of the One Show-esque outing, where she may be steering Partridge through a disastrous second BBC run. ", Alan after drinking his signature cocktail: Oooh Ladyboys!, Alan about Lynn: Lynns a good worker. I figure that the more dirt I put in, the more helpful Ive been, and Im about to sweep in a second mound when I look up, my shirt sleeves stained jet brown by cacky soil, and I realise this isnt the done thing. Alan Partridge: That was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains they 'Paved paradise to put up a parking lot', a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Shook Jackie Stewart's hand. Alan Partridge: You sound like a James Bond villian. Alan Partridge, Alan Partridge: Nomad 1 likes Like "A friend of mine once said he like his women like his parmesan: strong smelling and shaved. Alan Partridge: [while having sex] Do you mind if I talk? Hello, Tony. To celebrate, here are 25 of the most 'textbook' AP quotes that'll have you exclaiming "AHA!" in no time. Alan Partridge: That's about right. [Taken aback, Lynn looks uncomfortable and doesn't say anything] Alan Partridge: I'm being bawdy, Lynn. I wasn't an evil person. No, I always put my money there in the evening. Alan Partridge: It flushed on the first yank! Valentine's Day today, eh? Id spend hours in HMVs, Virgin Megastores and second-hand record shops staffed by greasy-haired 40-year-olds dressed as 20-year-olds, listening to contemporary music of every genre Britrock, heavy maiden, gang rap, brakebeat. Its a delicious relief but I know its merely stoking the irritation. You're not ordinary, you're French! On now as we look at a fantastic year for - I'm going to be sick again. Its one of British comedys most unlikely will-they-wont-they scenarios. Web. Pat Farrell: Penny for them. There is never any graffiti in the hotel. Never, never criticise Muslims. united states. I've got one here. Alan Partridge: Well, I'll live with that. Alan Partridge: It's good this, isn't it? Right. I don't agree with that, but I don't like hairy women., Like a good-looking John Merrick, mine was a face that looked really shit., Now, this is an uncomfortable thing to discuss, but I run towards discomfort like a man who has strapped truth explosives to his body and made his peace with God., As I write these words Im noisily chomping away on not one, but two Murray Mints. Both valid. Yes, bacon ten out of ten, button mushrooms bingo, black pudding snap, uh, minor criticism, more distance between eggs and beans. It would burst wouldn't it? It helps me keep the wolf from the door, so to speak. Classic Conversation to Lynn about Dan "Dan's a fantastic man . Sophie Rundle: Motherhood has made me too tired to people-please', When presenter Steve Allen left LBC and his statement following immediate exit, Date of Ken Bruce's final day on Radio 2 and why he's leaving for Greatest Hits early, The Witch Trials of JK Rowling makes sensible points. Alan Partridge: Fire, fire, the fayre's on fire! So, er, thanks. Susan: Um, Alan, Did you send Sophie a Valentine's card this morning? LIKE our Facebook page here..http://on.fb.me/15xCXE6Visit our website here..http://alanpartridgeworld.com/10 Alan Partridge Quotes and clips that will ha. [Lynn tries to speak] No! He was all over the place!, Its 20 February 1995. Yeah, you're definitely sacked. Glanalangalangalangalangalang! He drinks that yellow stuff in tins. Alan Partridge: Right, well, I'm afraid, Susan, I've got some very bad news. My girlfriend's 33. Before that he was Deputy Editor of Mashable UK in London. Alan Partridge: Uh, have a go on the loo? Right, I'll tell you an anecdote. I can read you like a book, and not a very good book. She's 14 years younger than me. ago. She co-starred as Lynn, the faithful but put-upon personal assistant, in I'm Alan Partridge, and as the huge-breasted, raunchy vicar's wife Sue in Nighty Night. The greatest farmyard to table strategist of the last one hundred years. He must have a foot like a traction engine. Which is more than could be said for me, for I was an only child. But it was different for me, like, cos, you know, ah was in the army when I was seventeen. Alan Partridge: Anyway, then he, he, he puts on his underpants and his ski suit and he gets on his skis and he starts skiing. On seduction: "No, Jill will be sleeping with me tonight." We're on a submarine. 1 Mar. [Taken aback, Lynn looks uncomfortable and doesn't say anything]. Just stop it!" You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think Sunday, bloody Sunday! . He has no middle fingers on one hand, so he can't swear but is permanently doing the heavy metal sign., I woke with a start. The Galaxy Tab S7+ is back at its all-time low price plus more of the best deals of the day, Get a Roomba S9+ and Braava Jet m6 for under $1,000 plus more of today's best deals, Today's best deals include an Apple Watch Series 7 at its lowest price ever, a cheap Ninja blender, and more, It's time to put 'The Bachelor' out to pasture, Warner Bros. Bit of a maverick, not afraid to break the law if he thinks it's necessary. So, iou be Tony Hayers. Putting a damp spoon back in the bowl is the tea-drinking equivalent of sharing a needle. My audience is divided into early morning farmers and late night returning ravers., Alan on the emotional trauma of having shot a man dead on his talk show: Haunt is a very powerful word Niggle? Today in Entertainment History: Release of Chinese Democracy, Why People Line Up for Flying Saucers Thanksgiving Pies, Atlanta Icon TI Details Trap City Cafe Restaurant Need Affordable Housing, American Music Awards 2022: here is the complete list of winners, Taylor Swifts Midnights Returns to No. It's all right. Publish Translation Find a translation for this quote in other languages: That was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains they 'Paved paradise to put up a parking lot', a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Alan Partridge: Ah, that is the best Valentine's Day I've had in eight years. Still, good news about the chocolate oranges. Went to Silverstone. Alan Partridge: OK, Lynn, quick practice for this meeting with Tony Hayers this Friday. She can often be a bit of a life-saver for Alan too, always around to step in should the need arise. Michael: Is everything all right, Mr Partridge? She's a drunk racist. Lovely Jill. That's not going back in again. At first this was 7,000 a year, later 8,000, and was eventually raised to 9,500 after her boyfriend Gordon threatened him. They say it will help people in * wheelchairs *. 22. It was Joni Mitchells Big Yellow Taxi, a song in which Joni complains about paving heaven to set up a parking lot, a measure that would have actually reduced traffic jams on the outskirts of the city. A great memorable quote from the I'm Alan Partridge movie on Quotes.net - [Lynn has come to the hotel to tell Alan that she's negotiated a walnut gearknob for his new, smaller Rover]Alan Partridge: Why are you wearing that snazzy cardigan?Lynn: Oh, I just threw it on.Alan Partridge: If you think you can upstage Jill by wearing that you're very much mistaken. In 1974 I took the train from London to Crewe station. Not unless it had been stunned. As far as I'm concerned, Neil Diamond will always be King of the Jews. Egg and bacon. 1. Maybes, maybes just have, like, a beefburger for your palm, y'know? Can I have my sausages burnt to a crisp, please? Back of the net! "Lynn, I've pierced my foot on a spike!" Easily the most gruesome moment in Partridge history. Alan Partridge: [about to have sex] Let battle commence. Lynn Benfield But as I listened through the darkness I realized that something far worse was going on. I've not thought it through, Lynn. Just bit., Tears streamed down my face. Cut to the lounge downstairs, where Lynn and the Estate Agent are waiting in silence for Alan. And then I just tilt the helicopter over to one side and the machine-gun bullets is chewing up the drive, right? I am Roger Moore. Lynn Benfield: With a skeleton staff of two Alan Partridge: I'm not driving a Mini-Metro, I'm not driving a Mini-Metro, I'm not driving a Mini-Metro. Steve Coogan's comic creation has had spectacular things to say on the topics on his chat show, in his autobiography and of course during I'm Alan Partridge. Michael: Aye. Alan Partridge: Uh, uh "A Partridge Amongst The Pigeons". By the time the giant hair dryer came on, I was in the footwell. These are not my words, Carol, these are the words of Top Gear Magazine. I cut it right in half, right? You've been sacked. I'm Alan Partridge is a 1997 BBC situation comedy starring Steve Coogan and written by Coogan, Peter Baynham and Armando Iannucci. Da, da, da - and now a really big bounce right over and I land on my feet. 11. This comes from personal experience. We're not straying from spoilers in here. I'm not playing that again. Its Carlton and Granada. He's, he's necking with her. Enjoy it. 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