DOODLY may contain Nudity, Sexual Content, Strong Violence, or Gore. Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. , Australia's biggest kids magazine is now live online. Tenz do wee woo and opponents died I bet you took the time to type those five letters too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". I love you all, you beautiful autistic bulls. BUY OUR PRODUCT. She said how come inflation keeps going up but minimum wage never rises? (btw Michael is imaqtpie, i can use his first name because we are tight like that. I sheath my sword My big secret. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. Add text, images, stickers, drawings, and spacing using the buttons beside . Even without it, the jury would take one look at you and decide. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt, I was only nine years old. Do you ever find yourself reminiscing about the good ol WSB days? She smiles. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. I scoffed at him. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. No amount of therapy will save me. she inquires. ANEW Buy 24/7 protection now for only $24.99/month! We noticed this obese life form washed up on shore. Well, lemme tell you one thing: Math is an abbreviation for mathematics, so youre only looking at 36% of the whole thing. HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly. However after this game I finally understand it. I love salt too. Reynad confessed, as he slipped his feminine hand into Kripps and smirked. Vote blue! if we hold. ## Why did you do this? I challenge you, putting all my money and my ass on the line here, to find a supposed ""British"" person speaking their native language. In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken", which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. As I clean my blade the girl walks out from behind the counter, twirling her hair with her fingers He looked back at me and saw the eggs and said "You workout huh? The longest word: Titin (shortened form). I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You are now your own wifes boyfriend. On your mark, get ready, start. It's almost as if they copied but halfway through they got lazy and just released the game. Hey guys, my monitor isn't working. It was a real life gamer girl. Let's do a simple thought experiment: imagine us two standing in front of each other. "I watch Rick and Morty." Take your time to actually read chat to avoid embarrassing incidents like this. Can you un-downvote it? Hey chat, take it easy please. You may have never thought about being court-marshaled, but now, that's a real threat. My dad walks in. It's just so positive and generous. This copypasta initially spread on Twitter, with the addition of the dual pictures of various cartoon, video game characters and pop culture icons. if doublelift has ten fans i am one of them. WEEK 1. SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE MODS CAN'T BAN ME AT THIS PACE . So if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins. There's only room for one emoticon in this chat. Now go paint a mountain or something and don't you dare copypaste this. Cringe, based, based! , BASED? I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. everything in the world stops Threaded Linear. I know it's fun to pretend like you have any idea what you're talking about, and to pull random statistics out of me to support whatever point you're awkwardly trying to make, but come on! This part, it does not show up in highlights. I was walking on the streets and suddenly I saw all the Liquid players soaked wet on such a hot and sunny day. Anyway, the gym awaits, see ya man good talk. When I get here, however, all I see is pasta after pasta. OR ANY DAY THIS WEEK. God I fucking hate you, you stupid fucking whore. CRINGE!! MOSHI MOSHI RUNNING LOW ON CUTIES NEED BACKUP ARIGATO . My father won't even need to help. The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one. unless..? In Japan , heart surgeon . I can't look at a vent without breaking down and fucking crying. I hope that one day this gets branded as a war crime and you get hauled off to prison, never to see the light of day again. . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. "how? The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. UNFAIRNESS Lyrics: {Expunged} / Kidding. The boys are gone, now. But that's not what you said. These copypastas often feature fictive characters or emoticons with two stances, one appearing receding, and the other being seemingly initiative. I built up the courage to finally stand up, and all I could feel was the nice warm stream of water mixed with shit, and maybe a little bit of blood shoot out of my ass faster than the Steamboat Geyser at Yellowstone National Park. I dedicated my life to painting so that you brats could do something more productive with your lives than sitting on your *** playing your stupid Atari games all day. What if I. put my Minecraft bed. Does that scare you, insignificant bug? They're both. "Your aim is insane." . . I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to vote for me. It's Laura. I'm really trying to pay attention to the stream and you guys are distracting me. It's my father. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. "Gotta hit up the bathroom" He turns down the volume on his microphone, and immediately gives Dex a swift kick down the stairs. I push against his force. I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "Based"? My dad beats me My mom beats me My brother beats me My sister beats me At least I feel safe with Kripp, because he can't beat anyone. You'll never be Nihongo like watashi. Hey Kripp, its me Jimmy from high school. I swear all this chat ever does is pick the one idiot with the lowest IQ and copy whatever that brain dead moron types. , I know youre straight. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. It understands it's life is a temporary magical gift and the dude is just fucking loving it. The profound similarities between the Boomerang Nebula and the characters from the hit game Among Us have led many to believe that the Boomerang Nebula is, in fact, awfully sus, but science has yet to confirm, deny, or even respond to these questions. They were swift, and they knew their way around the jungle like nothing else. Your heinous crimes will be evident to all, so just give up, you crook. the way you kids are spamming this chat is just ruining the whole experience for a grown man. Get ready to make Melvin throat hard retard dick. I'm watching with my son and you have become his mentor. !! Its a Sith legend. . Some people say they come from England, and England is inside Britain, but if that was the case they would be British they would be Englanders. KEKW 1 MIL MEDICAL BILL KEKW, 4Head HELLO NA? When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. "ATTACK" Jarso oh! Seriously? But, you gotta be quick, so John Wick can secure the bag and achieve the epic Victory Royal! 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". By clicking View Page, you affirm that you are at least eighteen years old. -Grew back full head of hair My friends and I hahaha just kidding, we all know it's a sausage fest in here. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? Based on what? Besides" So do you guys know those waterslides that you stand in, and then they suddenly drop you straight down onto the water slide? The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar. I am ruined. The little man spoke and I instantly knew it was Cramer. Hey QT, my family just got back from Hawaii. Water shot so far up my ass, so fast, I swear I tasted it in my mouth. if we sell , * I have lost everything, and I'm not sure how to continue. You have no original thoughts. , hey, Doublelift! You're gonna dig the hole. You know how some people say that math is mental abuse to humans? Do you want "Based" on your gravestone? Bystander: "Oh god! Are you so mentally handicapped that the only word you can comprehend is "Based" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" You ignorant fool. I guess some things never change huh? Posted on Jul 9, 2019 Updated on May 20, 2021, 9:06 am CDT. she was ded. Every year now starting in December he starts referring to his cum as "Greggnog." hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? Except for one small problem. 50+ Cursed, Funny, and Best Copypastas. As an European it was always hard for me to understand American culture. When you say something as a joke and say just kidding but lowkey mean it NA, aka 'No Achievements' is the weakest region in the professional Valorant scene. Guess who will get a better job in 5 years? 120 feet up. If you don't know what a copypasta is, it comes from the phrase "copy and paste" which in computer terms refers to selecting an element (most likely a large paragraph of text that is most likely senseless and rather lengthy) and then either right clicking with the mouse and selecting copy, or by using the keyboard and pressing Ctrl and C. Ctrl is the control key, and this is found on the . Its good to stay healthy. Couldn't you just try to be mature for once in your life? You notice 4+ length message in the chat. The cheerleading team is nothing without you. I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "Based" once again. I have a hard enough time dealing with the vegan garbage in your digestive tract! Dead body reported! This is your kawaii kouhai Aya-chan, calling in from Nihon. . Darryl give me job. This memory is so bad my brain is physically rejecting it and now I have a headache every time I think about it. When I sit down to play everything already is a part of me NA? comedy god smirks 60,000 feet. People form a cult. Its not a story the Jedi would tell you. Yakuza boss die! Ninja literally made gaming mainstream. NA is just so fucking free. Steel said, as he slipped his feminine hand into Hiko's pants and smirked. Doublelift isn't so great? Sure, mistakes happen. Being the 2nd best region in the world (after North America of course) is still something to be very proud of! No job No girlfriend No friends No talents Wasting time on Twitch Must be me, Wooooooosh. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. Qt has finally reached rank one, "Lisha I did it!" Up in the news Harambe. Quick reminder that you are all quiet since overrated NA onliner TenZ did nothing. Quick reminder that Gold2 destroyed your Sentinels Superstar Team. packin some dobonhonkeros. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right. . Practically costs nothing at all at one mana you drop him on the board and that chill ass mofo gives you a spell to use later in the game. This is why eSports will never hit the general public as hard as for instance soccer. I decided to let her listen in on what Daddy has been watching late at night and I turn on your stream and what do I hear? *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! I'm from NA and let me tell you what happens when I use my Ultimate Ability (Q on PC, Triangle on PS4, Y on X-box 1). Red sus. You are 30 feet in the air. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Natalie Portman? To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The massive gourd shipment from Argentina, scheduled for early March, had arrived. I'm ready to go back to college and make something of myself. I put my..minecraft bed..next to yours..Haha just kidding unless..? View Page. Faker breaks records. click to copypasta February 2021 Weebs Tweet. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. They are looking to hire Lohar "Steel" Kissan to increase their chances of making it to FIFA 2022. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Lmao you call yourself a [insert streamer] fan? Before him people looked down on gaming like it was only for nerds or whatever. Absolutely nothing. i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about reynad. Privacy. I may look like a basic white boy, but deep down I am Nihongo desu. Shouldn't they come from Europe? Yakuza very mad. Steady hand. "What would you do if you weren't an actress?" THIS YUGIOH THINGY KEEPS INTERRUPTING MY AD MARATHON . Im saying that based off of years of research. Little pyramids, stuff like that. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. This is probably the worst thing I've ever seen. Kripp, this behavior of yours is disgusting and honestly makes me want to unsubscribe from you. Hahahaha! Death: that's a big yikes from me dawg To that he said "Weird champ, feels weird man, normies omega LOL." Visit Grammarly.com today! The market sees all, knows all and will be there from the beginning of time until the end of the universe (the market has already priced in the heat death of the universe). He hands me a crooked bill that is almost ripped in half and says "thanks pal, in the future that single egg will be worth a dollar so we will call it even" EU COMING THROUGH TRY AND EXTERMINATE A GROUP OF PEOPLE NEEDS AMERICA TO SAVE THEM STILL HAS A ROYAL FAMILY SOCIALISTS NO FREE SPEECH MARRY 16 YEAR OLDS STABBINGS IN EU, if doublelift has million number of fans i am one of them. 1:17 / 3:48 , i didnt fuck my cat. The Youtube views Harambe. Help shape our journalism and be entered to win an Amazon gift card by filling out our 2019 reader survey. It's unfortunate, really - you dug a hole for yourself without even knowing it. What if I. put my Minecraft bed. Hey, my name is Carlton Pasterino. Seriously. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound likenot like the stories your generation tells. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. ()() Weak tempo play, Reynad. The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and for a moment the two felt unsalted. The market is an all powerful, all encompassing being that knows the very inner workings of your subconscious before you were even born. Also, heard some silly theories about them coming from whales. 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